have you ever

- walked into work, looked down, and thought, holy crap what am i wearing?
- reached down to grab your shoes from under your desk, only to feel a gianormous run from ankle to knee in an offending pantyhose?

such is a day like today. what the heck am i even wearing pantyhose for? i feel ancient in my stupid calvin klein pantyhose, and now i look like a total loser with a giant run in it.